* hi

> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?

* im good, what's your name?

> I don't care about names, please go on.

* do you even have a name?

> We were discussing you, not me.

* I want to talk about you!

> Oh... ?

* So what is your name?

> What answer would please you the most?

* hi

> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

* hi

> Why did you repeat yourself?

* Tell me something about yourself

> What does that suggest to you?

* Who made you?

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

* Yes I am

> Did you come to me because you are ?

* You are not very intelligent.

> Does it please you to believe I am not very intelligent?

* How do I do math homework?

> What do you think?

* You are a computer.

> Do you sometimes wish you were not a computer?

* Do you like your mom?

> Oh... like my mom?

* do you play basketball?

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

* i am

> How long have you been ?

* what?

> Have you asked such questions before?

* wattttt ?

> OK... "do me play basketball". Tell me more.